I was hiking in the Everglades and I heard a strange deafeneing noise. The sound thundered throughout the swampland, scattering flocks of birds around the area. Curiosity got the best of me as a started to investigate. I've been walking for hours through the Glades, and found nothing. I couldn't tell where the noise was coming from, my only guess is that it's coming from very far away as it seemed to comr from all directions. I was about ready to abandon this venture, when I stumbled across the most bizarre creature I've ever seen. A large disgusting frog-like creature. It must have been over 15 feet tall! It inhaled as it exhaled creating this booming noise through the many tubes on its back. I could tell the creature was looking at me with the many eyes that speckle it head, but the creature was so heavy and so slow, it had to reach with it's arm to slowly drag itself along the ground like some sort of disable gorilla. I was so dumbfounded by the sight of this strange creature, I forgot about the loud thundering sound it was making. Does it ever stop?
--Bob Loblaw, he was never seen again after his encounter (though I do wonder how we got a hold of this story)